I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.
(Source: phoenixrai, via pussalia)
(Source: pleatedjeans, via pussalia)
Jax and laurel can totally relate to this with me lol
(via pussalia)
Aqualung
That moment when you realize you screwed up the song you’re playing.
What a bong can do for you (Taken with GifBoom)
| boys in fights: | I hate you, man, fuck you. |
|---|---|
| girls in fights: | Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt. |
| So True. |
Hahahaha
(Source: stonerparty)
